what is my ip
inmyufo:

still haven’t received a response 😔

inmyufo:

still haven’t received a response 😔

(via deliciously-devious)

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agnesanutter:

I don’t know what’s happening.

I’m reading this fanfic with John and Sherlock.

No one is biting dog tags.

No one is a toy.

They didn’t get home and immediately go at it.

They aren’t handcuffed in space.

WTF Benedict? 

Benedict Cumberbatch

Is an Alien Fuckboy

Who will never be apart of the skeleton war

and lies about reading fanfic with his Alien eyes.

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stillathomehere:

artisticgamzee:

comfortspringstation:

A Pumpkin Skeleton

*Rips off face*
I AM READY FOR THE SKELETON WAR

woah

stillathomehere:

artisticgamzee:

comfortspringstation:

A Pumpkin Skeleton

*Rips off face*

I AM READY FOR THE SKELETON WAR

woah

(via morghost)

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jumpyhyliannetop:

heathyr:

andrenator:

Classroom alignments.

And I’ve experienced every single one of these.

I’ve BEEN every one of these

chaotic good, all day. Neutral Evil for fuckboys.

jumpyhyliannetop:

heathyr:

andrenator:

Classroom alignments.

And I’ve experienced every single one of these.

I’ve BEEN every one of these

chaotic good, all day. Neutral Evil for fuckboys.

(via enterpriseintensifies)

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Me and this idiot ipackmycase prepped for the skeleton war.

euthanizeallwhitepeople:

tamarussia:

shadygrifter:

pandicksatthedisco:

dremoranightmares:

oh god i tried to explain i’d’ve and y’all’d’ve to a friend who is a korean exchange student and she just kind of stared at me in horror for a minute lmao

SOMEONE EXPLAIN???

y’all’d’ve is a triple contraction, which breaking it down is “you all would have”compare to: “you + all” -> “y’all”"you + would" -> "you’d"and" you + have" -> "you’ve"

im sorry people learning english

Fuck this language

y’all’re is my personal favorite.

euthanizeallwhitepeople:

tamarussia:

shadygrifter:

pandicksatthedisco:

dremoranightmares:

oh god i tried to explain i’d’ve and y’all’d’ve to a friend who is a korean exchange student and she just kind of stared at me in horror for a minute lmao

SOMEONE EXPLAIN???

y’all’d’ve is a triple contraction, which breaking it down is “you all would have”
compare to:
“you + all” -> “y’all”
"you + would" -> "you’d"
and
" you + have" -> "you’ve"

im sorry people learning english

Fuck this language

y’all’re is my personal favorite.

(via ipackmycase)

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whats going on here  whats it eating then looking at. wreck it

whats going on here  whats it eating then looking at. wreck it

(via onicura)

permalink - posted 2 days ago with 3,723 notes
onicura:

wentworthsbitch

i didnt meanto this is creeping me tf out

onicura:

wentworthsbitch

i didnt meanto this is creeping me tf out

permalink - posted 2 days ago with 14,542 notes

I’m like so asleep right now but I’m half awake and my mind is telling me to write down this that I just had a terrible dream that I was watching the MAVS game with my brother and suddenly he was like 10 years old again and he pushed me out of the way to watch the game on this tv in this room I didn’t recognize and he thought dirk nowitzki was so attractive he started thrusting into his bball shorts to get friction and I thought that was so gross and wrong I pushed him and I went to turn the light off because apparently we were sharing a room and I said it sucks I’m not by myself because maybe id masturbate but then dirk shows up in his game clothes as explains that he payed 2,000 dollars for a double bed hotel room and didn’t understand why we were there and how he had just came back from swimming naked in the hotel pool. Please wake me up

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#pkease

ipackmycase:

annie-leonhardts-ass:

Did you ever just feel so lucky for knowing someone you met online?
Like.. I was one click away from not following you. I was one second away from never even knowing of your existence. 
I would never have been this happy. 

wentworthsbitch

oh ;_;

permalink - posted 3 days ago with 105,558 notes
#joy tears