what is my ip

I want to follow everyone with the word “Shezza” in their url. Every, single, person, on tumblr. With the word “Shezza” in their url is getting a follow from me if you reblog this post.

lotuslopez:

You all need to be honest with yourselves and more critically evaluate the ethics of the people you associate with, because your tolerance of their fuckery speaks volumes about your own ethics 

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subtxts:

'yeah john……touch my knee……..hold it…….grope it john…..grope my knee……yaaaaaaaaaaaaaas……………..stroke it………..thats the spot you kinky bastard………….oh yeah and the other knee……..fuck……..'

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Anonymous asked: Imagine Sherlock and John looking for someone to have a three way with. Imagine Moriarty cornering them and about to kill them and Sherlock looks at John while grinning and nodding his head. John starts vigorously shaking his head NO

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tgifridays:


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crying real jesus tears. i just cant wait until the next time im at a Friday’s.

tgifridays:

Happy Beginning

The best part of your meal just got better. Introducing Endless Apps at Fridays. For $10, take your pick of our best handcrafted appetizers – like Loaded Potato Skins, Pan-Seared Pot Stickers, or Mozzarella Sticks – and don’t stop until you’re satisfied.

crying real jesus tears. i just cant wait until the next time im at a Friday’s.

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scarletttheshutterbug:

ohmightysmiter:

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makeitworthwatching:

as both a Harmonizer and a Mixer, I now have yet another girlgroup to fangirl over. Welcome Beatz

Girlgroups taking over the world. 

I was NOT expecting that

I’M IN LOVE

THEY’RE SO CUTE

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Anonymous asked: 62. What do you wear to bed?

Usually like a big shirt and undies. Or sometimes nothing. But that’s everyone, right?

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#Anonymous

wentworthsbitch asked: 65-70

deliciously-devious:

  • 65. Nike or Adidas?

Neither???? I’ve never worn either or.

  • 66. Cheetos Or Fritos?

CHEETOS

  • 67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?

Sunflower seeeeds

  • 68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?

Safe & Sound because I love Civil Wars yo.

  • 69. Ever take dance lessons?

When I was little. They kicked me out because I was too fat.

  • 70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?

Oooooh. Is fucking me into the mattress a good answer? JK. Uh. Most likely business related, and if not, something whimsical. Artistic. I feel like I’d be the provider/supporter of said job. 

theyKICKED OYU  OUT BECAUDE OF YOUR BODY WEIGHT DO YOU KNOW HOW ANGRY THAT MAKES ME OH MAND,

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